You ate steak, chicken, booze, and a beautiful venue.

We'll know that we've reached true equality when gays and lesbians feel free to approach their wedding with the same vulgar sense of entitlement and ingratitude that straight people have.

Possession is nine-tenths of the law, goes the old maxim, and if they've put your hand on it...

Yeah, the point can be made that raising your voice/storming off can be manipulated to look worse than it was and all that... but once you're laying your hands on the other person, it doesn't just LOOK bad. It IS bad.

I don't know, this is totally failing to get my hackles up. Are they supposed to be up? Because just replace "girlfriend" with "boyfriend" or "significant other of whichever gender and sexual persuasion you happen to prefer" and it's like...yeah, most of that shit is pretty annoying.

Should be more pissed that they'd be using your bit without paying royalties.

I'd be so pissed if I showed up and they wasted my time with this.

It doesn't read as LOL WOMEN ARE DUMB to me.

I can't help but notice that comments are closed on her article, too.

I want an animated T-shirt of that GIF (we have the tech for that by now, right?) for when I go grocery shopping after 8 pm. (There's always a bunch of dudes in front of the store that like scaring/catcalling ladies)

Yeah, I'm a city person. I had no idea people could get so passionate on the subject of gophers.

Nah, it's because you need to have proof to collect the bounty, but the bounty for a dead gopher is pretty small (like $1 per gopher), so people often save up a bunch and bring them in all at once, so they get a decent-sized check, rather than getting like 100 $1 payouts. You don't want to keep a gopher corpse for…

Gophers are pretty annoying pests. They fuck up everything. And they're rampant here. There are trappers of all sorts of animals in the Midwest ...

I agree.
My Dad was raised this way (even though he greatly despised it). Spankings were the only way to "deter" or "punish". I think he thought it was fine until he adopted my brother and had us. He only spanked when we did something awful, like hit each other hard (one time I kicked my brother in his junk because I…

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It's just such an old, unoriginal diss. She would have been spot-on-character AND badass if she said something like, "grow some ovaries!" Hit Girl is awesome because she is a "little girl" who can fuck some bad dudes up. Give her the Girl Power she deserves.

If someone did that to me I would probably squeeze so hard they wouldn't be using it for a long long time.

This movie will be goofy and silly and I will laugh my head off, I have no doubt. Just like I do whenever they run Taledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby marathons on TBS.

How does Helen Fisher explain the centuries during which men wore high heels?

Ooh Ooh! I am going to start a bar called Club Lordosis and make everyone wear heels.