People just ain't got no love for congenital analgesia.

OR maybe balls smell/taste like lutefisk.

Where did the other lyric post go! I lost my entirely-too-long post dissecting the comparisons between Mayer's "Paper Doll" and Swift's "Dear John" and I don't know if I am TOO upset or not upset enough. Shaking and crying.

I don't hate it! Though how cute would Kimya be? Like Kimya Dawson.

I actually legit like the name Kimye. Is that weird?

This must be what it's like to be told that Santa Claus isn't real. Provided, you know, that you're told during your second year of medical school.

"I keep it 300 like the Romans
300 bitches, where's the Trojans?"

Mythological date of the Trojan war: 12th-13th century BCE

Battle of Thermopylae: 480 BCE

Start of the Roman Empire: 27 BCE

Kanye needs to go back to school.

Oh my word. No, just no. All bits of fucking no.

Ok, this was fantastic. Celebrity wines next, please. With faux pretentious critiques and the most insane descriptors you can manage.

why is this headline slut shaming? not being facetious, genuine question...

I do. But I have seen kids in debate with incredibly high IQ's and scholastic talent just freak out on stage. It happens. I don't think we should be piling on. I'll bet those girls are going to get plenty of crap with out us adding to it.

Yeah- I think that's really what I was trying to say, though I didn't stick the landing. The training for these girls just isn't as deep and nuanced as one for politicians. Plus, even highly trained, groomed politicians will just absolutely fail in a speaking engagement (Two words: Rick Perry). It just has always…

I still think it's going for an easy target. And a lot of the cracks made about it seem needlessly bitchy and "mean girl"- esque. There's having an opinion on current events, and then there is being able to speak coherently about it in front of people. Plus- the breadth of issues they may have to speak on is pretty…

And apparently no one said or did anything. That is the most disgusting part.

I wish I could do gifs because I would do all the clapping ones! Brava!

Okay, I am a little freaking out, so any advice would be appreciated.

does anyone else sometimes get wrapped up in thinking about mean or embarrassing or just cringe-inducing stuff you did in your foolish youth (or, like, a month ago) and have a very hard time forgiving yourself?

Dear man who seually assaulted me on the 4 today,