1. She *should* be able to treat them with fire retardant and call it good. They will have to be tested (the fire inspector will hilariously bust out a bic and try to set a treated bra on fire, after seeing what fire retardant was used. At least that is how fabric heavy theatre sets are tested in my experience.)
2.…

It is a magical place.

There are actually a lot of bars (at the very least in WI, probably nationwide) that do this or a variation on this. IMO the simple answer is to raise funds for buying Rosco Flamex. Fire proof the bras and problem solved.

I don't think his step-mother is a prostitute. I think she just cooks and cleans around the brothel.

1. That dance just fanned the flames of my love for Aaron Staton. (Yes, I DID beat L.A. Noire in a 3 day gaming binge, how did you guess?) Not for nuthin' but if Connie Fletcher ever gets tired of him ...
2. I'm not sure Dick was supposed to be 10 at the time of the virginity loss/prostitute sex. He was 10 when his…

may or may not be itchy, is decidedly a winter weight fabric.

shirts ... no pants.

My (now) husband was 20 and I was 23 when we started dating. Is/was that creepy?

Great! As I am typing all this my younger girl is napping at my back. Computer time is *HER* time and she loves nothing more than to play Heated Backrest when we are on the computer or playing video games. ... For the rest of the time ... well I'll just say we got a camera with a "Sport" shutter speed so we could get…

oof. Yeah. Every pittie owner knows about "The Zoomies" even if they didn't know the term before, now that I typed it they are all nodding their heads saying "Yes, yes, yes. The Zoomies." I never want to discourage a potential Pittie Parent (they are a much maligned breed that needs homes). They do tend to be…

also, LOOK AT THAT HAPPY BULLY BABY SMILE! LOOK AT THE ITTLE FURFACE LOVE BABY! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!

We have a dead-tree, hard-copy version of this in Indianapolis that is put out by The Indy Pit Crew. It is really nice for dog people because 1. not every dog friendly place advertises that they are such in an obvious way. 2. Dog parks tend to be tucked out of the way because they are kinda noisy and even with the…

"Turns out she wants a gay best friend just like everyone else."
This makes me uncomfortable. There seems to be a thing happening where people (largely women) are talking about wanting or having a Gay Best Friend. What is the deal with that? Can't I just have friends and not give a shit about their sexual orientation?…

What I really learned here is that scientists don't actually know how all the zoo critters go to pound town. I am honestly surprised. I mean obviously the scientists are watching all the anteater porno they can ... but they still don't know if the P goes IN the V? Has no one just, like shaved some anteaters or stuck…

and jokes can take some liberties with meaning for the sake of humor.

Aren't all pastries non-gendered? I mean unless you are making tiny fondant genitalia for your pastries ... (please don't make tiny fondant genitalia for your food.)

lunchcoma is right. Feelings and awkwardness. May I suggest that you cultivate a casual sex relationship? Find someone you are attracted to and start hooking up on the reg. Don't draw from your existing social pool because you want to be able to cut ties if needs must.

Exactly. I am now off to hide all my credit cards from myself so that I don't buy these.

agreed. Ear cuffs are a no. Unless they are crazy, over the top, more-ear-suit-of-armor-than-ear-cuff type madness. The tiny cuffs that are more "clip on cartilage piercing" are a no. Get BOLD. Don't just cuff your ear, put that shit on lockdown.

Yup. What I was thinking. "You mean the Jeremy Kyle Show?" Weird thing is it airs in the US too. Guess he doesn't watch as much daytime TV as I do.