This is more true now than ever.

Whether you go front, or back your hand is going into the toilet above your fresh steamer. Unless your asshole is in a totally different location than standard, in which case I’ll need a diagram illustrating exactly what you have going on. Defending your disgusting technique on a technicality doesn’t make it any less…

Got a 9-pack at Target on clearance for $11 last weekend. I never say anything here, but I also never thought I’d get an opening to share how happy that deal made me. 

Hey Thanos, that’s 50% of the population you’re firing into the sun who are intuitively smart enough to know it makes a whole lot more sense to not stick your hand between your legs INTO the fucking toilet you just shit in.

I think Greenwell is just a contrarian, there’s no other explanation for her poorly thought out food takes.

I think people need to chill the fuck out if they want to murder someone for wearing an awful scarf, but that’s just me.

Fallout 5 but it’s a Battle Royale

I would love for it to be New Vegas but would be equally happy with the SF Bay Area, DC, Miami or even something international like Paris or London.

Not surprising, teens usually pop off early, even when thinking about baseball.

Plus, I think we’ve all seen videos that re-surface every three or four months that someone we know will think was impressive and worthy of another share. Topical, well-researched deep-dive articles with a date under the headline look more dated than a video of a bear getting hit in the nuts.

I think that’s incorrect, and it’s more likely that the events of Ant-Man take place concurrently with the events of IW. The Avengers talked about Scott taking his plea deal and house arrest. They did NOT mention anything about him going on the run again, or stirring up size-changing trouble in San Francisco,…

When Jinder Mahal goes full Jackie Gayda and it’s not even the botch of the night...

The best part of this was how they kept showing it and Graves was losing his shit the whole time.

They need to alter Mystery Heroes to be “Mystery Heroes + Lockout Elimination”. EG. It shuffles all the Heroes... it gives 6 to one side... 6 to the other... and all 12 of those Heroes are not handed out again until the 14 remaining heroes have been used... or they should do it the same as I previously suggested...…

To me, he’s the best part of the new series. His acting is intense.

Yeah, no. I think it’s been established his performance is one of the best things in this film.

Imagine if Empire Strikes Back came out in today’s internet fandom culture.

Noooooooobody gives a shit about your personal viewer experience except you. Stop flicking the teat, hoping for another squirt of milk.

In what world can you sleep for 10 straight hours while hungover?

Is there any worse place to be hungover than IKEA?