I think you would be in a world of trouble for taking one of these.
My old Mazda Protege5, AKA the TARDIS. You would not know it by looking at it, but you can fit an amazing amount of stuff in here once all the seats are folded, surprising many a Home Depot employee. Including the following with the hatch closed!:
Mid engine Corvette.
A 3.8 liter Cayman, turbo, or GT3 Cayman. Come on Porsche, I dare you to put the 911 motor in the Cayman.