Passengers must keep calls to a minimum. No catching up with old friends for an hour.

For honorable mention, I would like to nominate the outstanding 1991-1994 Nissan Sentra SE-R. It's stout SR20 motor and LSD made it a hoot to drive at a bargain price.

1st Gen Boxster. Can be had for under $10k. Most people see a modern convertable Porsche.

For any modern Porsche owner, the dreaded IMS failure. No warning, and in most cases total engine failure.

Once you use synthetic oil you can never change back to regular oil.

The 3,000 mile oil change

Off ramps. Usually you never see speed traps on off ramps. (knocks on wood.)

Ferrari, Lamborhini colored thread. For some reason colored thread cost hundreds, even thousands more than black.

Can't be said enough. And a great movie too.

Do these LEDs count? Just imagine radar detectors without LEDs.

Huey

Maybe black is not the best color for that thing.

Buick Grand National. Doesn't stop well, doesn't turn well, the build quality of a 80's GM car, unreliable.

Is there any other answer than Corvette?

Dodge Cummins vs bikers. I know I should not find this funny.

Looks like a 1997-ish Acura CL to me

A bus like this.

I would like to nominate the Porsche 964 RS America to this list.

Because E30 M3 with a 15 year old schools cop in Camero.

Ah, sorry. I did not notice it as the QOTD example. In its place, I nominate the Endeavor.