Dark Chocolate.

Ship FitzSimmons, they said.

Reboot Reboot

Or do we have to wait for the 4th one before we get a Fantastic one ;)

It’s actually Zack Snyder.

clean as fuck

I may not have much to say regarding these situations, but if I have to say anything about these posts...

DAMMIT, PINKHAM.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

My phone has trouble pasting URLs into the “Insert Image” field, so I’ll have to skip that step, but how about that thing where one book is split up into two or more movies? Like The Hobbit or the last book in every YA series. Because no matter what anyone says, there’s one reason to make multiple movies out of one…

As one of those dorks that can’t watch 3D without getting a splitting headache, yes yes YES. I’ve had to go to separate screenings from my family and friends many times because of this fucking blight.

Or movies that follow the jump-on-the-bandwagon “That movie made a shitload of money, so let’s take the same premise and tweak it just a little bit to make almost the same movie, and it will make a ton of money, too” premise instead of having any actual creativity behind them.

Shakey. Cam. The bane of action movies *and* horror movies. But I suppose it means more work for shitty cinematographers who couldn’t compose a shot if their life depended on it.

Mumbling all the dialogue with the background music turned up.

Shaky Cam.

I spent a year dead for tax reasons, once.

Co-worker had a t-shirt ‘I’ve used up all my sick days, have to phone in dead’ I once told the boss I had 24 hour Kuru

Mr. Universe married his Love-bot....