Pike, start of DISC 2: “We’ll try to have a little fun along the way.”

I don’t mind Section 31 in the context it was originally introduced. We’d had three years of TOS, seven of TNG, five of DS9, and three of Voyager. All sorts of stories had been told with the Federation as the unimpeachable moral centre of the universe. The later seasons of DS9 had the opportunity of showing that…

Yes, but investment advice that will only work for less than a tenth of one percent of the people who take it is not sound investment advice.

I agree that that people’s default is “waste their spare money,” and that this isn’t sound financial advice. However, how does that make Powerball, which has a negative ROI, sound investment advice? That just gives them less money overall.

It’s really not. According to Forbes, “Over the past century the real annual return on stocks has averaged 6.6%.” Source: http://www.forbes.com/sites/baldwin/…

Which is why playing the lottery is sound investment advice.

Yeah, there’s nothing wrong with the rug-pull. Sherlock and Elementary both did it extremely well with Moriarty. Person of Interest likes to do it at least once a season, and generally nails it.

Hey, Rob... Any chance that we’ll hear from our favourite postman anytime soon?

That’s the point, I think: that some people are so focused on finding a person who some algorithm tells them is perfect for them, that they miss out on the other chances for love that come along.

Yeah, when I first joined eHarmony, I got zero matches. I was disappointed, but I thought, “Wow. They’d rather show me no matches than show me a bad match. I commend them for their integrity.”

Only if you chew on it. If you just break off a tiny piece and let it melt on your tongue, dark chocolate is good all of the way up to 99%.

To be more specific:

I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter!

Disaster Area

And then they rebooted it again with Robert Downey Jr. and Scarlet Johansson.

Does anyone else, every time they see the name of this high school, read it as "Sweet Valley High" instead?

Fine by me, but if you ever need another, you only need to axe.

I don't think that's "rain..."

And my axe!

So, poop/vomit stories are verboten, but pee/fart stories are apparently a-ok.