How do I paste into Kinja? I can copy from the article and paste into the comments, but anything that I try to paste from outside of my browser just fails to paste anything. This happens both at home and at work, in both IE11 and Chrome.

I used to eat processed cheese, and never had a problem with it melting on my sandwiches. Now, when I make grilled cheese with actual cheese, the cheese doesn’t melt.

Your comment is not particularly constructive. You go into great detail about what the columnist is doing wrong, but when it comes to what he could have done instead, you completely pass the buck.

She usually ordered a Venti (I’m sorry, I know you hate that word)

That makes me more hopeful. Thanks!

Don’t you mean “ZZZZZZZZzzzing?”

My last girlfriend was not a bad person, but the way she was and the things she did brought out the worst in me. I saw myself reacting to things she said and did in a way I didn’t like. I was becoming someone I didn’t want to be.

I find the easiest way to switch the spin is to look at the shadow of the lifted foot (coming in and out of frame at the very bottom).

They lost 1/3 of their altitude in 25 minutes. Assuming they’re flying over the sea (which seems to be the way you’d fly that route), and their rate of descent is constant, they’d still have almost an hour left in the air. Since they were a little over halfway to Shanghai, they should have easily been able to divert…

Oh, God. I would have such a conversation with high-school me. I was an idiot.

Seriously. Where are the Men's Rights Activists when you need them?

About leagues:

From RandomGuySomewhere:

The idea of failure meaning "giving up" as opposed to "not succeeding" is nothing new:

I use Schneier's Password Safe.

The "Three vehicles in a row" might be a cause-and-effect thing - one parked too far over, and the others followed suit to give themselves space.

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So? If the title of the article was "I believe Winston," would that be basically the same as saying "WINSTON'S ACCUSER FILED A FALSE POLICE REPORT" even though the DA is refusing to charge her with a crime either?

Your list is bad, and you should feel bad.
Top 10 should be:
10. Guys and Dolls (Seriously, they left out "Marry the Man Today," which would demote it to an HM, except, you know, 9. Frank Sinatra)
9. Pirates of Penzance
8. The Producers
7. Rent
6. Mary Poppins
5. Jesus Christ Superstar
4. Les Miserables
3. Grease
2. Chicago
1.…

Dammit, now I have to choose a new media player.