Nimelennar

9/7/15

I had a boss pull something very similar to the first story. I had just got a new truck, well new to me, it was 7 years old, and my boss asked me and a few other of the delivery guys to come to his house one morning because he needed help with something. That was all he told us. So we show up, and it turns out he…

9/4/15

So, when I was in kindergarten, I wasn’t allowed to carry an umbrella on the bus.

8/29/15

8/29/15

I’ve read worse, but I’m totally in agreement that reading just about any Guy Gavriel Kay but the Fionavar Tapestry is the way to go.

8/29/15

My nomination are either of the final two installments to the Dune series. I forget which is which since they are essentially one story divided into two books, “Hunters of Dune” and “Sandworms of Dune”. How such a fantastic original story ended up being finished with such turds is beyond me. If there are worse books…

8/29/15

Oh god... Vonda McIntyre’s Crystal Star was the book that killed my love for Star Wars’ emerging expanded universe. This book was so horrible I have blocked all memories of the story other than the taste of bile when I think of it. I couldn’t bring myself to read another EU novel for a long long time. Thank the Sith…

8/27/15

THE RING CAME OFF MY PUDDING CAN!

8/27/15

“No person not born in the United Kingdom shall wear any article of clothing displaying any variant phrase of the form ‘Keep Calm and ________’, whether for ironic effect or otherwise.”

8/25/15

What? Where have you been?

8/21/15

When I Tried to Talk to My Prep School About Rape Culture, They Wouldn't Listen

The first time I found myself in trouble at prep school, cross-legged in the office of the Exeter Dean of…

8/17/15

Oh my god, it’s darkwing duck cosplay!

8/12/15

I don’t like the new trend of putting webcomics on Tumblr. Mostly because I can’t click directly on the page to get to the next page. Instead I get a pop up of the image I’m clicking on.

8/11/15