Heck, I speak English natively, and I’m not a fan of the language.

Fantasy allowed?

Long days and pleasant nights, Robbie.

“In reverse, that would have been creepy...”

I read this as “Jon Hamm Will Be the Holographic Husband of a Dying Black Widow’s Dreams”

Having? No.

*Exception: Bow ties may be worn with a tuxedo. These must be actual bow ties, not clip-on or pre-tied variants.

You poor thing!

Take my penknife, my good man!

My problem with eHarmony was that I’m someone who has drifted away from religion and who is in no hurry to drift back... But 90% of my matches seemed to be very religious women.

It seems to work for Flash.

I hear those things are awfully loud.

One will let fans fly the Millennium Falcon on a secret mission, the other will place them in between a fight with the First Order and the Resistance.

Hello? Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land: open for business! Who are you to resist it, huh?! C’mon, my last paycheck bounced! My children need wine!

I’m fine with it, as long as this version of Jack and the Beanstalk keeps its original moral:

I keep trying to build one, but Future-Me keeps appearing and smashing it.

The number of people who picked 33 astounds me. In order to pick 33, you have to think that humans can’t outperform a random number generator.

I came here for Blinky. I was not disappointed. Thank you.

Every time I hear that a new JRRT work is coming out, I hope it’s Of Tuor and the Fall of Gondolin. So far, I’ve always been disappointed.

4. Han shoots somebody, and shoots first.