This is what immediately came to mind. Favourite bits: the flashback to the fall of Prague (“Who built these walls?”) and the shared-brain footnote (“What was that?” “I was just thinking about two things at the same time.” “Well, stop it..”)

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All right, according to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... love? Who’s been screwing with this thing?

Seriously. Either end it after Season 3 (which actually had a satisfactory resolution, although it left the Daemon storyline hanging), or, having conceived a Season 4 made of three two-hour movies, give us the full Season 4 and then cancel it. Don't cancel the series 2/3 of the way through Season 4.

An honest answer from another man: This question seems to indicate that the only thing of value to you within a marriage is the sex. Personally, I would want more from a marriage than that, but if you can make the marriage work when the only good thing is the sex, then good for you. However, if that’s the only thing…

The article was called “Date Rape: The Story of an Epidemic and Those Who Deny It” from the Campus Times section of the October 1985 issue of Ms. Magazine.

Not quite. It’s be more accurate (but still flawed) to say that they’re both offshoots of Judaism. In order to be an offshoot of Christianity, Muslims would pretty much have to believe that Jesus was not just a prophet, but the Messiah promised in the Old Testament. Some Jews also think that Jesus was a prophet -…

“even if the neuroscience makes no sense” (Sorry, can’t blockquote or include links because Kinja hates me)

No love for plain, air-popped popcorn?

My flesh-sack body.

What technology is making forks obsolete? Chopsticks?

As opposed to columns, you mean?

A bad case of the Mondays?

Come on, that is not even remotely plaus- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD.

Yeah. I kept coming back to a square and getting frustrated, even though the problem-solving part of my mind kept saying “This is not going to end up being a square, and it’s not all going to be end up evenly-spaced.” Finally, I listened to that voice, and the only non-square option that made any sense was the layout…

I only count eight rows there: Three horizontal, three vertical, two diagonal.

I count ten trees and five rows of four, not nine trees and ten rows of three.

I see it now. If player one puts the first cigar (A) lengthwise, player two can put a cigar (B) with the side of the rounded tip of A in contact with the side of the rounded tip of B. Player one can’t mirror that position with his next cigar (C) because part of the space that would be the mirrored location of B is…

For the previous week’s solution, why does the cigar in the middle have to be standing upright? Looking at the GIF, it looks like it’d be exactly the same solution lying down from left to right.

In coordinate system (x,y):