Every time I hear about Christopher Tolkien releasing something of his father’s, I hope that it’ll be “Of Tuor and The Fall of Gondolin.” I really want to read the full version of that; it sounds like a riveting story.

None of mine even got starred.

Palladium in the chest. Painful way to die.

I’ll give you 1/3 here.

I don’t think “terrorism” is warranted. A terrorist is someone who commits acts of violence to make you afraid of them.

Global warming halted; ice age ensues.

IBM’s Watson continues murdering rival AIs.

Bruce Wayne charged after Joker unmasked.

Now hiring: NSA's Liberty Island datacentre.

New mandatory course: extraterrestrial linguistic studies.

Self-driving car uprising: millions dead

Workshop nuked: Whole world now "Naughty."

Dubstep causes bigger earthquakes than fracking.

"Whee!" cried the asteroid-riding alien.

Biblical “Rapture" actually misspelling of "Raptors."

Canada: Too hot for palm trees

Bitcoin crashes. Second Great Depression ensues.

Mack wasn’t already a series regular? I thought he was in literally every episode last season.

They lost 1/3 of their altitude in 25 minutes. Assuming they’re flying over the sea (which seems to be the way you’d fly that route), and their rate of descent is constant, they’d still have almost an hour left in the air. Since they were a little over halfway to Shanghai, they should have easily been able to divert…

Oh, God. I would have such a conversation with high-school me. I was an idiot.