I’m surprised he even remembered he had a non Ivanka daughter.

The only thing surprising about this story is that he did anything at all for the non-Ivanka daughter.

You’d rather have your only option be provide oral sex to people???

I got that same feeling as well. Like, proper sleep, long-term exercise and vegetarianism might solve a lot of these problems.

Wow, in my day rich people simply raked their money into piles and burned it.

To be honest, I think I’d feel pretty guilty about making $200K per year. Mind you, I’d get used to it…

When I was a grad student living on $8K a year, and I found a coupon for $2 off toilet paper on the ground in front of the toilet paper. It made my day, and left me enough money to buy a block of cheese that was not in the budget.

It is my true hope that a coupon for canned soup or whatever will bring other people the…

I cleared $60,000 one year and I felt like a king. :(

When I can’t use a coupon I brought to the store, I tuck it into the shelf in case someone else comes by who can use it. I call myself the Coupon Fairy.

I like to think I’d do the same thing with hundred-dollar bills, but let’s be real. Someone else would be doing my grocery shopping.

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

Jesse James and Mel Gibson can go jerk each other off while staring unblinkingly in each other’s eyes while asking each other: “Don’t you think we’ve paid the appropriate price and our abominable behavior should never be spoken of again?”

I am very confused. My photos from 1989 are not “old-looking”. They look like normal photos. Nor do I think Kim is deep enough for purposeful symbolism.

Well, if you are going to do couple’s tattoos, I think they did it right. They each did their own thing, they just did it together. The only thing that ties them together is the memories.

Well, when my sister’s marriage was circling the drain and she and her husband were still in deep denial, they decided to have another baby. One nasty divorce later and she’s wishing they weren’t quite so “bonded.” So... there are things more permanent than a tattoo, just sayin.

It’s like Pamela Anderson is stuck in an eternal loop of playing a cool girl who is the only one that understands the bad boy. Only in this case the bad boy is an old, gross man, who is more nefarious   than bad. Really not a good look.

I cannot fucking stand anyone who describes their business as “disruptive”. Just stop. You’re selling me tampons. Fuck off.

She lost me on the Freakonomics podcast when she claimed that her $35 panties would actually SAVE women money because they wouldn’t have to have their period stained panties dry cleaned anymore.

“I’m proud of you, you know... that you have the confidence to wear those two different patterns together.”- my father

Yes, the Freakanomics podcast, and damn she was exhausting. It’s every personality trait I hate about people who call themselves entrepreneurs — boastful, over-talkative, self-absorbed, uses industry jargon (“disruptive”), but mostly just annoying.