I don’t understand. The ‘thirsty’ vilify her? She’s the thirstiest of everyone. Average people dislike her.

Meh my feelings toward Jennifer have cooled ever since the press tour for this movie. When she came out with that statement that said she basically refuses to take pictures with her fans now and that she is really rude to them, as if that’s something to be proud of, I was like “Girl stop.”

Just name the new ones “Drunk RedacTED Talks”

Ghost sperms.

I’m happy about that, too! The less this guy is heard of, the better.

I gotta go tell my husband that we can just bang our way to my next successful STEM research grant proposal...

Airborne semen!

So my Polish fiance says that this guy is well known in Europe - and especially Poland - for being a piece of shit provocateur.

Under no circumstances will I drink something called “nut juice” from a box.

It’s almost like it’s a controversy started by the dairy industry to protect themselves rather than anything legitimate.

Nah, fuck her. She helped 45 spread that birther bullshit. I know people feel sorry for her because they think she didn’t sign up for this gig but she supported that asshole through the entire campaign and defended him after the sexual assault allegations came out. She’s a willing partner in all this, and she gets to…

I will never understand the controversy over calling the non-dairy dairy replacements “milk”. Milk in this case is not a literal description, but instead a word that connotes the taste, texture, and uses of the beverage in a succinct way. We all know it didn’t actually come from an udder, we’re not confused, and we’re…

lol I’m glad you had this breakthrough!

Oh man, welcome to the club. We have badges and everything.

John Mellencamp sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever dated. And also like my dad. 🤔

who sophie? she cute?

When someone does something fucked up and regularly uses the passive voice run, run for your fucking life. lol

Apparently to bone or not to bone is Sophie’s Choice to these guys.

“It’s just the way that it goes sometimes, and it’s sad.”

but my soul is relieved