I quit my soul-crushing job last week and I’m moving far, far away next month. Excited about a new beginning.

Just remember: they felt all the other awful shit he said about racial minorities, Muslims, women, and LGBT people was just a matter of “free speech”. Apparently this is the thing that was too “offensive” for them and where they felt the need to draw the line in the sand, where they felt the need to “infringe upon his…

Well, she is his cock pit.

We don’t need an ideal world, just a better one than what we have now. I imagine part of that involves restricting the pay of smarmy, gladhanding assholes who provide, what? Leadership, I guess.

It’s right up there with lawyers who use Esq. and non-MD phds that call themselves “doctor”. And really, if you’re going to call yourself “President” you’d better have at least 2 people working for you who you aren’t related to.

I wish I could down vote you.

Navarro smoked his little ass with a single Tweet.

more like Jared Leto as the Joker, clearly I’m a masochist

who are you imagining? is it ewan mcgregor? in my mind, it’s ewan mcgregor.

Roman Polanski is a human scrotum and I hope he spends the rest of his life in pain while suffering.

A-list actors are still lining up to lick his old taint.

“It would not undo the damage to his reputation”

No one knows what it’s like
To be the bad man,
To be the sad man,
Behind blue eyes.
And no one knows
What it’s like to be hated,
To be fated to telling only lies.

Bother me? I laughed out loud when I read it. It fascinates me to no end when I hear people justify their actions as natural, honorable, and true when in fact it’s simply self-interest.

Scarjo (S) to Truth (T) translator:

I know I am going to sound ancient (which I am), but I think ScarJo simply hasn’t found a right man yet. It may take a relationship or three, but there are incredible people out there. Today marks the 21st anniversary of me getting married to one of these folks.

Married for almost a decade. Not so hard. Maybe because I didn’t rush into it until I was older. Two marriages dunzo by 32 is suggesting something.

After voting Republican once.

Yeah, ladies, naked is the new normal! Sending nudes is the new handshake! Women who are proud enough of their bodies to show them off makes men respect them MORE!

Something about dudes who use the objectification of women’s bodies to make themselves rich just pisses me off.