1. Will I ever afford retirement or will I work until I’m dead? The odds are pretty good that we’ll all be dead within a decade.

1. Did I undercook the turkey?
   

Thank you to Time Magazine and Financial Times for naming me “Person of the Year” - a great honor!

Advanced coloring. I love it.

Totally agree. It was bizarre how commenters here assumed that she was secretly against her father’s terrible policies and was going to save us all, etc. That whole fantasy was based on absolutely nothing. People just concocted that shit whole cloth simply because she’s pretty.

And she’ll seem so reasonable and socially liberal in comparison to her father that people will eat that shit up with a spoon.

Hahaha remember when people on the left AND right said Hillary would be wrong for President because it would be too much of a dynasty problem? AHAHAHAHA

Staaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhppppp.

Back in October I commented boldly and confidently that Trump would never be President. I got a lot of stars for my vehemence, and spent most of my night reassuring worried commenters it would NOT happen.

Yes, and everyone is falling for this bullshit. Every media outlet is normalizing the idea of a Trump presidency, it’s despicable.

I’ve said this a few times... I have a sneaking, creeping, not unrealistic fear that the first woman president of the United States will be Ivanka Trump Kushner. Also, the first Jewish president.

See this is why ivanka is as bad if not worse than the rest of them. She’s dangerous because her perceived softness and good looks lulls you into a false sense of security. Like her father she has no values or principles. She will do anything for power, money and prestige. If Donald doesn’t run in 2020, I wouldn’t be…

She is terrible. She’s a beard for bigotry.

To my fellow minorities and marginalized folks:

Ugh teenagers, please stop making stuff up. You will get found out, and it will cast doubt on all the legitimate incidents of hate crimes post-election.

His Sauvage commercials make me want to smash my TV. They’re so bad. He’s so skeezy. He looks like he smells like dick cheese. As Drew Magary said yesterday, he’s a shameless poseur, wife beater, and hack.

Secretary of the Navy because... water?

When is this guy getting a cabinet position in the Trump administration?

Totes!

:-( :-( :-(