team no one

Dude is a scary motherfucker.

Aww I really appreciate the response! No snark. I’m not trying to police you guys by any means, just something to consider :)

Hmm I didn’t consider that and now I will in the future, thank you.

“I feel it is important to have a direct line of communication with our future President if we truly want change.”

Plenty of room because they don’t have humanity, empathy, compassion, logic, common sense, intelligence, humility, hearts, hair or dicks.

It’s bigger on the inside?

How did both of those egos fit into one elevator?

COTD

History is written by men and they don’t know shit about witches, JUST LIKE BOBBY APPARENTLY

Plot twist! The fourth witch is Jennifer Aniston and the past 12 years have all been a plot to destroy men by tanking Brad Pitt’s career.

I liked it when the circus just traveled from town-to-town. Now the entire nation is the show.

Do you have a diamond?

Le Vian chocolate diamonds are trolling people so hard and it’s hilarious.

Many vestigial parts of the wedding industry hate millennials.

No, I get it. Diamond companies artificially suppress supply just like how you should withhold affection in your relationship so that they know you really mean it when you do show affection.

Y’know, I am an atheist. I believe that most of TST folks are, too. So I want to get all criticizey on them and say “Hey, don’t use satire to try to make your point, just use honest argument”. But y’know what? Their shit works. And it seems like it’s often the only thing that does, particularly with this sort of…

PEOPLE WONDER WHY I USE ALL CAPS.

My father and his side of the family are Jewish, which connects us to a long history of battling anti-Semitism (and from what we surmise, not always winning). This does not change the fact that I agree with you. To conflate critiques of Israel’s government with anti-Semitism is myopic at best, and in reality puts…

Israel wants what’s best for Israel only, and no longer speaks for the Jewish people. They’re a settler-colonial apartheid state and the world is conditioned to not criticize their actions because by Israeli logic to say “Apartheid is bad, colonialism is bad, and walling indigenous people into ghettos and slowly…