Im genuinely upset equally with anyone who contributed in any way to electing him TBH.

Hey, but at least we kept that bitch Killary outta office, amirite folks?

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

Ok, now that I’ve seen this I cannot unsee it, sorry, not sorry. Also whoever was the genius to replace Donald Trump’s eyes with his mouth is who I blame for my haunting nightmares.

It’s not something you need forgiveness for.

As a former barista - yes, we know people can see us. That’s why we don’t spit. We give people decaf.

One could draw the conclusion that those who vote Republican aren’t the sharpest pencils in the pack, are they?

Timothy Treadstone, the 29-year-old political consultant who apparently started the campaign, told USA Today that people who claim the campaign is a “protest” or “boycott” are misinformed, because, in fact, it is a “social experiment” the purpose of which is to “keep Starbucks accountable.”

They do realize they’re setting themselves up for a whole lot of spit in their coffee, right?

Oprah is a shameless opportunist and it is about time she was called out for it.

I always disliked reality tv as I’m too anxious to watch people compete viciously or be publicly humiliated, so I used to hyperbolically say “reality tv will be the end of us all!” just to rib my friends who love the real housewives.

True story, I was dating someone who would later be revealed to be a compulsive liar who had basically manufactured every aspect of their life that they’d shared with me. I started getting suspicious when they started saying good stuff about Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew, after having told me they were months away from their…

Yes, she is! She made billions off of people being naive. She is a fake all the way to the bank and her billions. If she cared so much about people as she claims, instead of blowing the billions on more outrageous mansions, yachts, etc....why isn’t she actually taking her billions and helping others with education,…

Oprah has consistently shown herself to be a fairly poor judge of character.

I’m bewildered by the whole tv therapist phenomenon. Any credible therapist would never allow this to happen on television, so why do people even look to this as a credible thing?

Oprah is a shameless opportunist and it is about time she was called out for it. She preys on society’s most vulnerable members and feeds them consumerist pablum as way to ‘fix’ their problems.

I’ve been a bit surprised by the reaction to Doctor Phil. Like, this was the final straw? When did people hear about Dr. Phil? Yesterday? He’s been a piece of shit for a long, long time. Whatever other gifts she has, Oprah has consistently shown herself to be a fairly poor judge of character.

People like her need to suffer financially for her support for Donald Trump. Boycott her products.

I noticed there were no literary suggestions.