I guess it wasn’t a weiner.

Brb, gonna go buy my 4 year old goddaughter a “girls rule, boys drool” t-shirt for her birthday, can’t start too early on implementing the male castration agenda. Cheer up guys, we’re only 160 years away from getting equal pay, perfecting asexual reproduction, and throwing all men into space.

“I also reject the feminist messaging that treats gender issues as a zero-sum game—that assumes that to empower women, we must castrate men. You see the beginnings of this even in the schoolyard, with affirmations like, “Girls rule and boys drool.” 

“legal seafoods” sounds about as bottom of the barrel as it can get to me. It’s legal but it’s not quality.

Awesome.

I’m very disappointed with Bernie’s responses and nearly broke my tv and remote the other morning when Michael Moore was going on about poor misunderstood white men.

I know how you feel. I went from being a Hillary supporter because I supported her policies and appreciated the opportunity to elect our first female president to literally sobbing during her concession speech, probably because I identified so strongly and have seen it time and again - a fully capable, strong,…

You’re a badass and I admire you a fuckload.

You’re a fucking rock star.

Worst week of my life? Probably two years ago. One night I told my husband of over a decade that I was going to leave, because he was mean to me and made me afraid of him.

Some how, in my mind, Hillary has gone from being my political candidate of choice to, like, my mom. I want to be like her, and I will fuck someone up to defend her.

On election day this week, I found out that I got an interview with Boeing for a paid internship this summer. I was elated. It is literally the path to my dream job. I was prepared to get smashingly drunk that night to celebrate getting an interview opportunity and seeing the first woman President. We bought champagne…

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

neiman marcus, where the 1% can pay 500% to eat like the 99%.

She didn’t even know he was a Scieftologist when they had sex. Your comment is so weirdly aggressive as well as showing an absolute failure of reading comprehension.

Lol lol

Hahahaha. Oh you deserve much better than that! Be glad he didn’t call back.

This is always gonna be my favorite - his reaction to baby pope.

I’m on my third baby wearing this hot dog costume. I got my money’s worth!

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