You have to wonder if Ohio State fans can afford to take a moment from worrying about their injured QB to pay attention to a real tragedy...

Yes, soccer hooligans have always been known for their polite behavior during matches.

Guys, we've been ignoring concussions and the repercussions of football for so many years. Why can we not continue being ignorant? Put on your Bose headphones and tune this all out!

I'm not going to pretend to care, I'm not the NFL.

Good thing for them that no Ferguson police officers were at the game.

This is literally the second best story out of the NFL this season behind the Devon Still story.

He is the com-pleat package.

Being a soccer fan is far more physically dangerous than being a soccer player.

She had a far better game than the Fighting Irish.

Trainer: DeMar, I think it's your adductor longus.
DeRozan: But, I've tried to be so safe. I always use protection!
Trainer: No, it's a muscle...
DeRozan: Yeah, it is!

It actually appears that he politely adjusted his helmet using only his knee.

Finally found that gold paint.

Ughhh, seems like a total motorcycle wreck.

Pros: Really charismatic and extremely likeable!

...still can't decide what to give my least favorite chef.

...still can't decide what to give my least favorite chef.

Reporter: So, Russell Westbrook is coming back today?

":(" said Stephenson

Marino's second best performance...after Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.