"Well, as you can see, I'm going to continue to add one d-bag to the group each year I win a Cy Young..." - Clayton Kershaw

To be fair, Rosenbloom almost didn't call in sick that one day that he had that sniffles, so this isn't just like some lazy sportswriter calling out an athlete who has come back from 2 major knee surgeries.

It made more sense during the game when they were losing to the Giants:)

This was actually right after the P.A. guy referred to them as the New York Jets on accident.

Well I suppose it's better than leaving the game without a knee injury?

Football players aren't racist, they all do dumb stuff equally.

Let's face it, this Beasley lady had a terrible game, but her hair still looked impeccable. #herbalessences?

The way the Seahawks are playing this year, they're lucky he hasn't just flown right out of the stadium yet.

Jesus said "my people perish for lack of knowledge."

So just telepathically convince Matt Stafford to slightly underthrow the ball?

Funny, @CoachVrabel has a ton of tweets preceding this about losing a large sum of money gambling last week.

That was absolutely exxcellent!

Erin Burnett's sexy face is gonna get me in trouble with my wife...

Classic Ginger!

These new uniforms still pay tribute to the Celtics tradition far more than the current roster does.

Classic 2 minute minor for being a douchebag.

"It's my knee! I think I contused it!"

"All I know is they say he won't be playing this week. I honestly thought he was tougher than that." - Mike Leach

"Aww man, didn't get the rebound, better shuffle slowly on back down the court...wait, what is this goofy motherf*er doing? Is he serious? No, he can't be? He is!" - DeMarcus Cousins' brain

James Harden: Hair should grow down out of one's face!