Probably dreaming of what it would be like to celebrate with the rest of the team.

The look on the horse's face after the guy says something to him is priceless!

He's a huge Counting Crows fan?

...or is it smaller than a normal head?

I cannot die happy until I see the national anthem played with a triangle.

Nothing in this picture is more alarming than those knee-pad pants.

"I don't pop molly, I...wait, I do pop molly? Who's Molly? Oh yeah, I popped her."

My guess, based on the quality of the pictures (very high), is that he was juicing.

He clames this was fotoshoped.

I'm sure this was no more difficult to watch than a high school girls basketball game itself.

Maybe this will be the wake-up call the NCAA needs to finally make these kids start wearing helmets.

Change so scary! Me no like!

I once saw a Moose eat an entire SmartCar.

Brain surgery is actually far less traumatizing to the human body than playing a single NFL game.

"Hey Jason, great game, I'm Gordon from Sesame Str..."

I'm sorry, but the Princess outfit makes so much more sense than wearing a referee's outfit to a game.

I got "Fun shoe, you fun king frog!"

If anything, it looks like he just says "fucking fag" so we should probably all calm down.

I hate to say it, but that was a highly questionable move by Merriman.