He is so tedious going through customs, though. Saying “I have nothing to declare but my genius” was funny once.

Fine, I’ll write it, yeesh. Gotta do everything around here...

I did “Kirby farting the universe into existence”.

This cut rate Sean O’Neal impression is ass.  This is Werner fucking Herzog.  Put some respect on his name.

And I’ve taking up sailing.

While the downside of a broken relationship is definitely trouble for the NFL, I’m thinking that what is worse is the temporary surge of interest by Taylor fans who will walk away in an instant once she’s no longer connected to the NFL. This has happened repeatedly to clothing manufacturers that have a huge surge in…

This is going to be the best Taylor “fuck you!” song ever.  Just a whole new vein of material to mine.

I never understand

If Travis Kelce gets injured, God help the defender, whether it was a legal hit or not.  

That being said, I would totally welcome Taylor being an invited guest on a Manning cast for MNF, because that would be fascinating.

I don’t know what a Dua Lipa is and I don’t care to find out.

Of course not.

What’s this cocksucker’s problem?

Counter-argument: Let’s not.

“It’s a shame then that it’s hard to root for AHS: Delicate completely considering season 12’s first part filmed during the WGA strike. The scripts were complete, but picket lines were crossed anyway. Kardashian herself tweeted from the set. (Production eventually shut down after SAG-AFTRA went on strike.)”

So...Matt Gaetz pays influencers to attack people online.

The number of fucks given in these comments is genuinely surprising to me. And from sources I thought were mostly reasonable.

I like Roy Wood Jr, and he’s great as a correspondent, but he just doesn’t have the right feel for the anchor spot.

I keep telling you to stop showing your dick to wealthy dowagers.