All fair. I misspoke, I was a butthole about it, and I’m sorry for that.

Mr. Sheep, you said this:

Whoa, Open Roads looks super interesting. I’ll be checking that out.

What can I say? I contain multitudes.

While I’m sure you have the best intentions in mind, sometimes in your comments you can come off as a real meanie.

Form whatever opinion you want! The world is your oyster! I won’t tell you how to live. 

Your comment made me LOL. I love a pedantic Optimus Prime.

Stupid like a fox!

Honestly, neither am I. 

Ya know, this has happened before, where in my early-morning haste I’ve written something out quickly using poor grammar that commenters have then latched onto so they could “dunk” on me. Then I get all riled up cuz someone was mean to me, and then I just dig a deeper hole. It’s really a dumb thing to do (I feel like…

Eh, I feel like it can go both ways — someone’s who lovely in real life and shitty to work with, it’s possible he can be a total blowhard Conservative in real life and weirdly be comfortable/nice on set. Unlikely, but possible. I like to keep an open mind.

Sorry, let me try again:

Objection.

I haven’t concluded it, hence the “I’m sure”. I’m making a case; I need more evidence before I’m able to make a sound judgment. Not enough to go on. Mainly hearsay, anecdotal evidence. We need to go deeper...

Meh, I’m sure the guy’s a total dick in real life, but one dickish day on set isn’t really enough for me to make a whole case against him. But hey: it seems to make a lot of the commenters here feel better so y’all have fun!

Say what you want about the man, but he’s single-handedly responsible for getting multiple cocaine dealers off the streets. 

That’s a great question. Probably something to do with farming foods (spinach, potatoes, legumes, all high in magnesium) and our bodies getting used to it. But it’s also pretty high in seeds and nuts, and still present in animal products so maybe it’s just something we’ve always had in our diets?

Does this have the trademark Lanthimos stilted dialogue in it? I struggled with Killing of a Sacred Deer due to the dialogue delivery. 

Ah bud I’m sorry. I thought you were referring to stock issues.

...is this comment satire? Or is it like 5 years old?