Yeah, the writing is terrible. It’s a joke format with two shots: the subject announcing they just bought a Grimace shake and how they can’t wait to try it, then a shot of them dead on the floor with Grimace shake leaking out their lifeless mouth, implying the shake killed them. It’s more a meme than a “social…

this is the kind of gormless naivete i’ve come to expect from latter-day av club

Imagine posting a list of Sunny characters and not knowing mac’s real first name.

You’d be surprised at how unconfined you’ll feel on one of these ships.  I took a cruise on Allure of the Seas a decade ago, and it was easy find things to do, and find places to be alone.  It helps if you like to eat, like I do.

You're confusing the meaning. This list of names is intended to be a joke rather than an actual proposed list of names.

Norton would have been a fun choice for the US show!

I have to say, I’m genuinely surprised this season came out. I genuinely loved the first two season, though I may have to watch the last few episodes to refresh my memory of where we are. I was sure they were going to scrap this season for some write-off bullshit.

But unfortunately it's Nyarlathotep.

It’s been referred to the Department of Redundancy Department for further investigation into the investigation.

We'll need to investigate

Speaking of Tide Pods, you’ll never convince me they didn’t have to physically restrain Gronkowski from eating them all while filming those commercials. He seemed pretty excited about them.

Gotta admit, it’s refreshing to see an article on here for once that isn’t taking the side of the latest idiotic Twitter controversy. More like this, please.

Alternate headline: No Hard Feelings Filmmakers Say “No Hard Feelings” To Audiences With Hard Feelings About No Hard Feelings

Lukewarm take: Comic-Con was a lot better when it wasn’t just studios doing sneak peeks at upcoming TV shows and movies. All that other stuff can still happen and folks who attend Comic-Con this year will discover it’s still plenty of fun.

So here is the deal. This listening array was likely a SOSUS array, operated by US Navy (& possibly British Navy) Sonar Technicians. Guess where Sonar Technicians learn their trade? For the most part, they learn it on submarines like I did. There are some surface ship STs also. But as a submarine veteran dying deep…

They told the Coast Guard right away, which made it possible for folks to find the wreckage and confirm. Announcing “we have received information from a secret source indicating that we are probably looking for a gravesite” is not exactly good crisis comms, especially when there’s a slight chance they were wrong about…

You could afford bud light for beer pong? Look at you in your fancy pants. 

The question of whether the bodies would be recovered I feel was answered appropriately. They know the answer. The bodies were probably vaporized during the implosion so there’s not much, if any to recover. To answer that the environment is very unforgiving instead was a more sensitive response.

Having flashbacks of getting high and thoroughly enjoying the oddly tedious yet satisfying aspect of Mass Effect 2's planet mining.

they fuckin rip, dork