I like the way Ksum thinks!

Please welcome your new CEO Nole Ksum, from somewhere far away...

“You are all terribly bad people for reading what we wrote endlessly, so endlessly, about” is a hell of an editorial line to be taking

No one’s talking about it. You’re just posting “look at me...please” content. 

Because it gets clicks and that’s all you care about now.

Ad revenue. You’re still talking about them because people click on the articles to read the instantaneous shitshow in the comments. You honestly couldn’t give a single fuck about domestic violence victims or how male and female celebrities are treated differently. The bosses upstairs demand a certain amount of…

“Since the 1975 release of the film, research has since shown that Jaws’ bloodthirsty portrayal of the mammal (and major commercial success) had a hand in the population decline of sharks around the U.S. The decline mostly resulted from overfishing.”

“bloodthirsty portrayal of the mammal”?

Imagine being dumb enough not only to think this, but type it out and expect people to agree with you.

Yeah, who thought having a female lead in a Terminator movie was a good idea? I mean, sure, it worked great in the first two Terminator movies, but... uh... I forget what my point was.

I’ll tell you what, though — I’d love to see Garth Marenghi’s Darkfate. (With Madeleine Wool as Sarah Connor and Todd Rivers as the evil Rev-9 Terminator. Garth, of course, would play the T-800 who learns a very important lesson about the true meaning of curtains and humanity.)

In the linked article he quite literally says this- “There’s a very specific way to make a film for cinema and I make movies for the big screen. I know where to go after that. And that’s fine.”

That’s not what he meant by “never.” He was asked if there was discussion about Top Gun: Maverick debuting the same day-and-date online as in theaters. He was specifically talking about its debut release.

This is the PERFECT example of a “I don’t know if I want to buy this, but I’ll play it on Game Pass” game.

The good ol’ days. 

Jiminy Glick interviewing Mel Brooks:

Both of the premises were well worn - the camera panning to reveal another person and also the meta-joke where each the reveals get more absurd as time goes on. But those premises are also really solid, and they flesh out the whole sketch with stuff like Sarah Sherman’s dad and “Always Be Cind.”