Vampires gonna buy the hell out of that wine.

“G’day! I’m sorry to say, but you moit wanna bail on plans for next Chrissie. I took a look at your medic’l chaht, and it’s defo cansah, mate.” ~ Dr Australian

She’s describing Bojack Horseman.

“We, as a society, do not deserve Alfred Matthew Yankovic. He’s like Dolly Parton, or Tom Hanks,”

Amen.

This is a change that I imagine most of us can get behind

Post-retirement, Bezos will continue to live rent-free in Donald Trump’s head*.

* And, apparently, Sam Barsanti’s.

That’s some Olympic level mental gymnastics you just did to somehow tie this to videogames lol.

Notice the generic headline. Why not “Guy no one likes tweeted about a film no rational person cares about”

File this under who gives a shit. 

It’s fine, much better than being one of those people that shits on others for liking something they don’t. Those are the ones I feel truly awful for.

Yeah, I’m amazed they took such a simple process as hot water and newspapers (or even Windex and paper towels) and turned it into this convoluted, multi-step process requiring 9 items, and up to 11 steps. Let’s ban plastic straws to avoid landfill waste, but to clean your windshield you need to buy nitrile gloves,…

This basically just looks like how someone would remember the game through rose-tinted glasses.

Either the hedge funds eat this and smile, systemic changes are made, or the SEC shuts down retail investors and carries on letting hedge funds gamble.

“...nope.”

“We all knew Kristen Stewart was going to be incredible as Princess Diana”

.....um...we did?

I’d honestly trade the AVClub covering Trump every fourth article if they could manage to not mention 2020 in every single article.

Oh my god! That’s disgusting! Naked pics online! Where? Where did he post them?

For the inevitable Mass Effect movie, I nominate Cara Gee (Drummer from The Expanse) for the role of Jack.

You never had to talk about him in the first place. You’re a pop culture website, nobody was coming here to hear about all the shit Trump did, especially since they could read about that on actual news websites. You could have been a refuge from the crap, instead you fed right into it.