I mean that’s less than a 2% drop in subscribers...is that really “bleeding”? That feels like “margin of error” in the switch to new branding (people not knowing what it is now, apps not automatically updating, whatever other bugs/issues).

Ugh. This all feels like a “forcing the victim” card play. Stop paying rent, put up an ugly sign, disallow inspections, then when SF retaliates (rightfully so) by fining them, evicting them, yadda yadda, Elon can claim “woke!” or some other shit and then announce he’s moving their HQ to Texas or some shit. He’s such a…

Oh damn I didn’t even realize it. Maybe he’s mad about WHO’s recent declarations on aspartame? Morissey’s a big Diet Coke fan?

That last quote, minus throwing “Cancel Culture” in there, is just *chef’s kiss*

Congress has been acting this whole time.

If this article was a term paper, I’d write “See Me” on it and ask the student to turn in something else. 

Those Temu ads on YouTube almost made me stop using the app. I don’t use TikTok so this doesn’t affect me, but hot damn...I can see people being largely annoyed by this (and yet continuing to use it, because we’re all pathetic haha).

Whooooa eyyy, Link-y! Your triforce is hangin’ out, pal!

Buddy, this was the most gentle Statler and Waldorf-esque ribbing comment for you to get upset over. Take a break for a bit.

Wait wait wait...the superweapon is...a child? That can’t be right, are we sure it isn’t like some massive laser or bomb or something??

I would love if the catalyst of the fall of the Putin Empire is a bunch of Russian oligarchs getting pissed that their group chats are now all fucked up.

Hollywood does NOT want this show to happen! After all - how else will people learn the truth about Jesus Christ?!?

“We wanted to come to a peaceful agreement, but unfortunately, we were left with no otter option.”

Hey, Reservation Dogs didn’t get any noms, so I say let it burn, baby!!

Righteous Gemstones couldn’t be nominated as it wasn’t on between July 1 2022 - May 31 2023. It can be nominated next year though. 

You could have your own Criterion Collection closet! 

Oh def, I tip when I’m being served, I really mean takeout sandwiches and counter-order places.

Why is it a weird thing to say? He’s said in interviews he watches a movie a day, sneaks out to see every movie that releases in theaters, etc. I’m being hyperbolic obviously but the dude is a huge movie fan. 

I don’t think he’s being cagey; I think he just literally can’t even remember all of the movies he’s seen. The guy’s a huge movie buff and has probably seen more movies than all of us combined.

“The $14–$15 mark is a fine place to live these days, especially in a city like Los Angeles.”