His presence in the show (personality, plot structure, etc.) definitely felt missed, so it’s a bummer he couldn’t not be a gross-o.

I can’t stand the Please Don’t Destroy sketches. They’re the same thing each time. 

Haha damn, I did an “ATM Machine” redundancy there. 

Citizens Defending Freedom...by using the government to remove speech they don’t like from schools.

And yet these chodes will send out Christmas cards where their whole family poses with AR-15s...

“but when a movie is so untethered to reality there are simply no stakes.”

Honestly, it’s not your fault. I’ve just become disillusioned by the whole thing, to be honest. I blame The AV Club somehow.

If this is satire, I don’t get it. If it’s honest, then man, that just sucks for you. 

I disagree that Lovecraft’s racism is rarely or briefly brought up. I recently got into reading Lovecraft through The Arkham Archivist free PDF of his works, and that includes a lengthy preamble about it. And looking up reviews/discussions of his works (even on places like REDDIT) they discuss his racism pretty…

I’d like to submit Crank, Hardcore Henry, and WarGames for consideration, Mr. Warrior.

“Kill my boss??...do I dare live out the American dream?”

Remember in Signs how the wife was pinned to the tree by the car and it was basically holding her together? Like if the car was removed, her guts would fall out and she’d die instantly? That’s what this made me think of.

I thought his voice was fine, but then again, I didn’t see the movie, and also, his voice was so terrible that it ruined my childhood, even though this movie was for kids, and also for adult fans, and also there was a movie in 1993 which was the greatest Mario movie ever made while also being the worst, because that’s…

Pound for pound, Homie the Clown is the episode that makes me laugh the most. It’s not my “favorite” episode (i.e. the one I show people to introduce them to the magic of The Simpsons, which is, for all intents and purposes, Lisa the Vegetarian), but whenever I want a laugh I watch Homie. Heh heh. Clowns are fun-ny...

She was a supermodel, acted briefly as a child, and married a producer? That’s pretty far from a “unique” perspective in Hollywood.

...is, is that it? Is this really the whole story? Someone wrote a joke and Corden didn’t like it and asked to rewrite it? And this guy is trying to make a meal out of it?

Truff is such a niche-use case for me that I’d never get a whole bottle (let alone 3) but I do like those little mini ones they sometimes sell. Missed opportunity to make the Toad one a mini if you ask me. 

I hope CNN is still under warranty, they may be able to trade him back in for a full refund or have him replaced entirely since it sounds like he’s beyond repair.

1) destroying (or “scrapping”) inventory is almost always cheaper than storing it, anywhere.