Pretty sure this exact topic has led to many a Jezebel post lately. 

Well, it’s like they always say.

You get it.

Hmm?

The kid’s name is “Y” as in: “Does mental illness run in your family? (Y/N)“

Well, this just goes to show.

Well she looks almost completely different from when she was on Fantasy Factory. Weird. 

The audacity of the tire to come back for a final mocking hit is really the icing on the cake here.

You get a fifth and final season! And YOU get a fifth and final season!

It’s definitely an MLM scheme.

I dunno, I actually have learned a lot about viable pitches because of the show. It’s a nice mix of “dreams” vs. “reality”, in that a lot of these people pour their heart and soul into something, and do it for very personal reasons.....buuuuut, if the idea fucking sucks, and won’t make any money, then why should they…

Mission Impossible, if you count that.

The fuck is a “disc”? Is that something you can download?

Sorry, was typing that with a broom. 

They don’t point it out because it’s the only cool thing about them. Aliens are cool. 

“Imflammable means flammable? What a country!”

Honestly it feels like they gave Avatar the visual effects Oscar just so Cameron wouldn’t throw a shit-fit.

Road House is, like so many “classic” movies that are “so bad, it’s good”, better remembered than actually experienced. Go back and watch the movie: it drags. It’s an absolute bore to watch, except for like 5 min of actual screen time, like when he rips that dude’s throat out for no real reason.

At this point when a flashback begins I just think, great: here’s another person I’m supposed to care about who’s just gonna die by the end of the episode. I’m getting kinda numb to them.