She was a supermodel, acted briefly as a child, and married a producer? That’s pretty far from a “unique” perspective in Hollywood.

...is, is that it? Is this really the whole story? Someone wrote a joke and Corden didn’t like it and asked to rewrite it? And this guy is trying to make a meal out of it?

Truff is such a niche-use case for me that I’d never get a whole bottle (let alone 3) but I do like those little mini ones they sometimes sell. Missed opportunity to make the Toad one a mini if you ask me. 

I hope CNN is still under warranty, they may be able to trade him back in for a full refund or have him replaced entirely since it sounds like he’s beyond repair.

Sounds like a real Stiffly Stifferson. 

One of those cases where quotation marks around “tech pioneer” would’ve been helpful.

I’m pretty sure you can say “diarrheas to death” on this forum, no?

Well, they wanted to have a big ball of noxious gas give the speech, and Jupiter and Saturn both had scheduling conflicts, so...

I hope they show closeups of the rod!

Iguana say this is a case of “you can’t have your cake and eat it, too” but that may come back to bite me in the hand.

1) destroying (or “scrapping”) inventory is almost always cheaper than storing it, anywhere.

Pretty sure this exact topic has led to many a Jezebel post lately. 

Well, it’s like they always say.

You get it.

Hmm?

The kid’s name is “Y” as in: “Does mental illness run in your family? (Y/N)“

Well, this just goes to show.

Well she looks almost completely different from when she was on Fantasy Factory. Weird. 

The audacity of the tire to come back for a final mocking hit is really the icing on the cake here.