Santos L. Halper?

Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Li’l Wayne, DaBaby...

Oh, I’m for sure going to watch the movie. I love Mario and I think the animation and world-building stuff looks phenomenal. I just roll my eyes every time someone implies that I can’t judge something until I’ve consumed it wholly. It kinda negates the art of trailers, if you ask me.

Nah. I don’t have to “see the whole thing” to pass judgment. That’s like, the whole reason a trailer exists: so I can judge whether or not the movie may be to my liking, without having to see the whole movie.

What the fuck is a “radio”? Is that like a TikTok meme?

What’s crazy is that when they first started making those, they actually worked. I was lucky to get a pair before they started making cheap knock-offs to fool suckers. Man, I had a lot of fun with those x-ray specs. It’s crazy how much you could see with them. I had quite the naughty bit of fun.

Not to be pedantic, but I think SMB3 was implying the game was a play, not a movie (hence why there’s drop shadow on the foliage and whatnot, like in the image you linked).

I’ll trade “Switch Pro” for “actual discounts on first-party Nintendo exclusives” please. I’m not spending $50+ for Mario Golf. Even games discounted to $42 is too rich for my blood.

Mmmm chocolate macadamia nuts....

For the life of me I can’t understand why Blade Runner 2049 is never streaming in 4K on any of these services. I had to rent the 4K version through Google Play. Worth it, in my opinion, as the “HD” version looks muddy. 

You know how on recipe websites they have all those giant walls of text for monetization and SEO-based purposes and they’re super annoying, but at the same time towards the top there’s that little “Jump to Recipe” button so you can skip all the other crap and just go straight to the details you need?

I know just the company who’d probably be happy to help with that...

That’s what’s crazy about Jackass: they used actual 3D cameras to film it, and staged most of the stunts/segments around using 3D, so that it really did incorporate it well. The opening/closing bits are a joy to watch, and many of the stunts and other bits they did use the 3D perspective rather well. I rewatched it…

I assume the film you didn’t mention that also used 3D well was, of course, Jackass 3D.

Alien Isolation?

I bet you meant “TACIT” instead of “tactic”, huh.

Don’t even get me started on Lincoln’s birthday...

Sorry, Christmas isn’t “comforting” and “merry” for me, ever since my dad dressed up as Santa Claus and broke his neck climbing down our chimney. So thanks, Cameron, for the reminder!!!

Genuine question: can you hug your child in the game? Like is there a “press X to show affection for your son”? I just feel like more video game kids would grow up to be healthy members of video game society if their video game parents could press x to hug them.