Laid-back? They're accusing him of the worst thing you can do in Florida.

"I'm your new [insert N-word here]!"

So, my mother was relentlessly hit-on/lightweight stalked by Rick James in the 70's. For example, when they first met he introduced himself by going "Get over here big-leg girl! My name is Ricky and I'm your new [insert N-word here]!" When it first came out, I wasn't allowed to watch Chappelle's because I was too…

My stepdad, for one, is super excited to hear about a Mexican losing his job to a middle-aged white guy.

Of course they didn't quarantine the Blues. If St Louis-area authorities are going to try to quarantine anybody, it's going to be the blacks.

"The Buccaneers name is offensive to anyone hurt by the rising price of corn on the cob."

The Seahawks name just mocks blind NFL fans who will never see a hawk in their lives!

"Jets? The 9/11 hijackers used jets as weapons. If you are a Jets fan, you support terrorism."

"Broncos? OJ drove a White Bronco. If you are a Broncos fan, you support wife killers." - Jay Schoeder

I just read something the other day, and I can't remember where it was now ... but anyway, according to this article, 21% of Americans believe in witches - and not the Wiccan kind. They asked that specifically.

Hah, you say that. The first year we moved here, I bought my mother a witch ball for Christmas (pretty little glass tchotchke that you hang in the window). She was terrified to hang it up in case it made her a witch. But then my mom is pretty superstitious. She grew up thinking you'd go to hell if you inhaled while…

Well hell, this is my goddaughter's school system. Looks like somebody's getting a copy of Our Bodies, Ourselves for Christmas.

She lives in Fort Kent, a small town of less than 5,000 people on the border with Canada. What are we afraid is going to happen, exactly? That she infects a Canadian and they make us look bad with a prepared, reasonable and rational response?

Does being asked for a spare cigarette every ten feet count as harassment?

You will bear with us and everyone else today as we fight a losing battle with our hyperbolic and hagiographic instincts. But I don't think it's possible to overemphasize this: The Giants don't win the World Series without Madison Bumgarner, and they don't win it unless Bumgarner was near-flawless over 21 innings.

Fred Fired: [opens new Word document]

This is the first documented case of an old person moving from Tampa Bay to Chicago.

Thank you for caring, I mean that.

"Is this noticeably more likely to happen when nobody else is around? Or maybe just when no other men (friends of the cat-caller don't count) are around?"

It's probably that. 2 summers ago I had my then boyfriend follow me around for a bit in the back bay area and he got to see several guys making loud remarks and…

This is the Pokemon I've always wanted. B/W attempts at some commentary via the dude trying to free all the Pokemans, but I'd like to see a more in-depth look at the atrocities and horrors of the Pokemon universe. Pokemon used in wars? Pokemon as food? Pokemon experimentation and product testing? All these things and…