I just want to say that I am 13, I met Oscar Tavares personally. He was a good person, and a great ballplayer. Anyone making jokes about the loss of a 22 year old life is a sick person in my eyes, and any other civil human beings eyes. So I just want to say. Rest in Peace, Oscar Tavares, for you will be missed.

Typical libtard. He's only a tool, just like a car. Outlawing him will just empower criminals because CRIMINALS DON'T FOLLOW LAWS. We need more good guys with Madison Bumgarner.

Yeah, kid, this is the NFL. The selfie celebrations are much different in Brett Favre's Wrangler League.

It is very possible that nobody takes himself more seriously than J.J. Watt.

Fixed.

Now the world needs a Bengal defender to injure himself like this, so the trifecta of Lions, Tigers, and Bears injuring themselves in stupid ways could be complete.

I don't get it.

Gronk is just excited that he gets to go to Dairy Queen after the game.

By request.

I don't blame the Patriot fans for cheering. It wasn't like it happened in the normal course of the game. The play was over and he decided to act a fool and paid for it.

Didn't the other guy who got injured celebrating a sack celebrate in the exact same way, with that jump? What the fuck good do these guys think will come out of this?

This was a pregame routine between Vince and Myra Kraft before every game before she passed. Vince and Bobby Kraft have been doing this every week since. Good try tho.

If the highlights from this game end up on Jezebel, you should probably put up a trigger warning.

Some people just need a boundary to chaffe against, or they can't tell the difference between content and annoyed. This time it's showing up as a feminist thing, but she sounds like her life is a Goldilocks situation.

Classic Spencer. Always getting Ebola.

Succinctly said.

I live kind of, across the way from a really nice neighborhood. Like, an NFL player lives nearby. My house is more in the "new owner" kind of size, but there are some fucking awesome houses. It's got the same kind of deal: every Halloween, buckets of kids come in from everywhere to go trick or treating. And you know…

So much for the ass-eating renaissance.

Uhh, it's called surfing.

the overuse of "twee" needs to go away with Brooklyn.

There is no switchel culture to revitalize.