Right? I was thinking it sounded just like that kid who killed those people in Cali earlier in the year. His insane videos and manifesto sounded just like this stuff.

It's like when they say "look at what you made me do!" It's always the victim's fault.

He's not delusional he's just fucking stupid which is why he still can't figure out how to pull the pin on his tattoo and commit suicide.

I'm a good person with a huge heart and everyone who knows me knows that

Given the team in question, I thought for sure it would be one of these:

Someone should have murdered her

Hell, even just financial stability, period, whether they are rich or not.

Great read, that mention of 'fear that your husband will lose his job.' I was talking to my mom about this, she stated that for a couple million a year, she'd take a slap or two from her husband, its a price some people are willing to pay to be comfortably well off. My mom was joking but some people do actually think…

"'How could I have married someone who's so bad with money?' 'Why did I marry someone who I can't rely on to attend family functions with me?' 'What possessed me to marry someone who is a habitual nose-picker?!?'"

Jesus's Crucifixion Was Planned, Practiced, Therefore Thorny

As someone who's lived in Asia and used her share of squatty potties/toilettes à la turque I'm gonna hafta disagree with you here. There's nothing worse than not being able to sit when the place you ate at the night before is having it's way with your digestive tract! I've never been so happy to have a western toilet…

What if the massive genetic edge was that they were 5 inches taller?

I was on the fence about this year's version... until this. Absolute purchase now.

My respect for spiders has suddenly gone up an order of magnitude.

Those Cardinals fans love dominant pitching, but will gladly settle for three Ks.

When it comes to vile, bigotry-laced protests based on racial inequality in the United States, act like you've been there before.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

These Cardinal's fans are doing things the white way.

What an interesting use of science, perhaps we could increase our testing volume by, oh, let's say, 1300%. Just try to imagine what all those big-brained surviving test subjects will be able to accomplish in the next round of testing.