If Hernandez didn't want people to think he was guilty, then he probably shouldn't have murdered that guy.
Of all the dangers native to lower league soccer—terrible pitches, zero security, studs-up challenges, etc.—referees taking concussive shots to the head isn't really the the first to come to mind.
So that WASN'T the guy from the Daily Show pro-Redskins panel, right?
"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."
"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."
In other news from about a year ago:
Teddy Bridgewater said the message was "Very deep. Like, the kind of deep that takes a couple weeks before it scabs over and eventually fades away, although it will probably leave a scar."
Kirk Gibson would have ordered the pitcher to beanball the crowd.
So weird. You would think that they'd be more likely to go into the water after they knew the Pirates were out of it.
The Cards probably would have been all right taking a dip
Fitzpatrick: I'm not a man of many words! I hate pleonasm, despise verbosity, and detest loquaciousness! I'm not going to practice circumlocution here, fellows, nor try to pass off some periphrasis as hortatory rhetoric! No! All the vainglory and speechifying—I'll leave that to others! What I want to say is LET'S GET…
You can pick up an $89 youth jersey if you'd like.
Let him stay. He's the only thing on the screen that makes any goddamn sense.
IT PUTS THE APOLOGY ON ITS PODCAST OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
I actually am a Native American, and by that I mean I can trace my lineage back starting with myself and the generations before me, all born here on this land. A proud member of Crow Creek Dakota Oyate, Lakota, Southern Cheyenne-Arapaho and Hopi Nations, and I am truly offended by the red*kins name. It IS derogatory,…
This is different from years ago, when Sheets was left with useless Brewers.
What an absolute class act. He couldn't have handled the situation any better. You really gotta hand it to Evan Meek for grooving that pitch in to Jeter.
As a fellow R******* fan, allow me to jump in and offer a tepid defense of these "dull-witted" fans. We like a football team. That's supposed to be a diversionary experience. None of us wants our fandom to become a lightning rod for controversy, we just want to root for our terrible football team and that's it. …