This is different from years ago, when Sheets was left with useless Brewers.

What an absolute class act. He couldn't have handled the situation any better. You really gotta hand it to Evan Meek for grooving that pitch in to Jeter.

Let us not forget that the Mets (thanks, Mike Pelfrey) are responsible for one of the greatest balks ever:

"Animals that don't blindly do what I tell them suck."

At that size you should just get a cat.

Cute dog, but I still want a Shih Tzu. You can judge me if you don't cock your head to the side and say "AAWWEE!!" when you look at this picture.

You give the second option. Only other thing I can think of would be CTE.

Hey, not trying to be confrontational. Just had a thought and kicked it around here.

Has to be Ambien.

Ayn Rand narratives are really appealing until you realize that humans are fundamentally irrational creatures.

Having a device in my pocket that gives me access to the accumulated knowledge of humanity in an instant.

Lane Kiffin works for Alabama now, so he can claim sovereign immunity.

Yet another abstinence-only sex education success story!

After walking into a camp and slaughtering all of the enemies in the location:

Has anyone pointed out in the comments that Andy Reid is overweight yet?

Morons like Cameron have yet to accept that Genesis is metaphor and not a literal chronology of the creation of the universe. There are some of us who understand the science behind our world yet can still have faith in a higher power. People like Cameron are ideolouges and no one likes an idealouge no matter what…

Fat guy and a little gloat.

Being Christian and being ignorant is not the same thing. I don't see anything offensive for one's Christian beliefs in this article.

The Electrocardiogram Slide.

... We don't need fossils to prove anything... We've got bacterias who reproduce at 2000 generation per year, or mices with 12 generations a year... Effectively proving evolution in "real time".