This surely wasn't the first time Brady saw Welker drop something.

Malaysia Air Bucket List:

Well, technically only OTL sat down with Snyder. Dan remained standing.

#notallharbaughs

"Shorts aren't cool. You know what's cool? A top so low-cut that if I sneeze my titty will fall out." - Greg Howard

You say "I am cool" so many times, it's almost like you're trying to convince yourself.

Part of his job is to be the public face of his company. Civilized people, who form a good portion of Centerplate's clientele, don't take kindly to beating a defenseless animal, and no doubt have said this in no uncertain terms to Centerplate. He gets no sympathy from me.

Somewhere there's a hot sports take being written about Mankins' selfishness hurting the team. For some reason "a contract is a contract" only when a player is holding out, not when a team demands you take a pay cut or take a walk.

Actually, I kind of agree with Prudence here. She's in a monogamous marriage to a man. They are not opening it up, apparently, to include others. Marriage presumably means forever. Unless the topic came up of its own accord, what would be the point of making an announcement?

I'm sorry- abortion law aside, this woman gave birth to a child, who was apparently alive but presumed by the woman to be dead, and she sought hospital treatment but LEFT THE FETUS OUTSIDE OF A RESTAURANT. You can't just do that, what the fuck? I am so pro-choice, I'm almost pro-abortion, but that's not the way you…

It seems fair. After all, he did stomp Andre Gurode, possess six firearms while on probation, shoot himself in the leg, receive illegal benefits at Ohio State, knock out his fiancee in an elevator, smoke pot.

2014 NFL PR Campaign Slogan: You can hit your wife, just don't hit that bong.

The lesson here? DO NOT fuck with Adam Silver.

The Bucs and Incognito make sense. Since Schiano left they've had a big void at Left Asshole.

That is so homophobic to suggest that he's going in last "so as not to make them feel uncomfortable." Unbelievable.

I actually had an on-site segment with Josina earlier this month and asked her about the showering habits of the Countdown guys:

The Rams are nothing if not considerate. Before he got injured, Sam Bradford respected their space by never throwing within ten feet of anyone.