Actually, I kind of agree with Prudence here. She's in a monogamous marriage to a man. They are not opening it up, apparently, to include others. Marriage presumably means forever. Unless the topic came up of its own accord, what would be the point of making an announcement?

I'm sorry- abortion law aside, this woman gave birth to a child, who was apparently alive but presumed by the woman to be dead, and she sought hospital treatment but LEFT THE FETUS OUTSIDE OF A RESTAURANT. You can't just do that, what the fuck? I am so pro-choice, I'm almost pro-abortion, but that's not the way you…

It seems fair. After all, he did stomp Andre Gurode, possess six firearms while on probation, shoot himself in the leg, receive illegal benefits at Ohio State, knock out his fiancee in an elevator, smoke pot.

2014 NFL PR Campaign Slogan: You can hit your wife, just don't hit that bong.

The lesson here? DO NOT fuck with Adam Silver.

The Bucs and Incognito make sense. Since Schiano left they've had a big void at Left Asshole.

That is so homophobic to suggest that he's going in last "so as not to make them feel uncomfortable." Unbelievable.

I actually had an on-site segment with Josina earlier this month and asked her about the showering habits of the Countdown guys:

"How Michael Sam is fitting in with Rams Teammates"

The Rams are nothing if not considerate. Before he got injured, Sam Bradford respected their space by never throwing within ten feet of anyone.

So he's remaining aloof-a?

If he really wants to alleviate his shame and make amends, seppuku would be a nice gesture.

My favorite neg ever:

Him: Zelda!
Me (dressed as Link from Legend of Zelda): Link!
Him: Huh?
Me: I'm dressed as Link. Zelda is the princess.
Him: Whatever. I know way more about video games than you.
Me:…

My favorite negging: An ex of mine who was creepy-misogynistic got back in touch with me and asked me out for a drink. I decided I'd go and if he had really changed, we could have a friendly drink and if he hadn't, I'd walk out. I agreed to go and he then sent a follow-up email: "I forgot that you're married now. I…

The vomit wasn't even the issue here. Gary Bettman just didn't want another clown to be so closely associated with the Stanley Cup.

What a diSACKtion!

As a Chicago fan, I hate how this was handled, but you have to be right. To assume Jones didn't have a say in his potential destinations seems pretty foolish. I think you're spot on in your assessment and I think those that cover the league full time have said essentially the same thing.

Jermaine said he was willing to go to either but wanted a premium to go to New England. If he didn't want to go somewhere, he could have said so and that team wouldn't have bothered to bid.

It's the least she could do after destroying all those homes with that wrecking ball in the first place.

I was expecting him to eat the ball.