Actually, I kind of agree with Prudence here. She's in a monogamous marriage to a man. They are not opening it up, apparently, to include others. Marriage presumably means forever. Unless the topic came up of its own accord, what would be the point of making an announcement?

I'm sorry- abortion law aside, this woman gave birth to a child, who was apparently alive but presumed by the woman to be dead, and she sought hospital treatment but LEFT THE FETUS OUTSIDE OF A RESTAURANT. You can't just do that, what the fuck? I am so pro-choice, I'm almost pro-abortion, but that's not the way you…

It seems fair. After all, he did stomp Andre Gurode, possess six firearms while on probation, shoot himself in the leg, receive illegal benefits at Ohio State, knock out his fiancee in an elevator, smoke pot.

2014 NFL PR Campaign Slogan: You can hit your wife, just don't hit that bong.

The lesson here? DO NOT fuck with Adam Silver.

The Bucs and Incognito make sense. Since Schiano left they've had a big void at Left Asshole.

My wife and I attended an exhibition of medieval torture instruments in Rome. It was held in Renaissance-era palace and was mostly in open-air courtyards...and it was at night, so the whole thing had a pretty discomforting ambiance. What made it even more fun was that David Cronenberg was with us. After a short while,…

That is so homophobic to suggest that he's going in last "so as not to make them feel uncomfortable." Unbelievable.

I actually had an on-site segment with Josina earlier this month and asked her about the showering habits of the Countdown guys:

"How Michael Sam is fitting in with Rams Teammates"

The Rams are nothing if not considerate. Before he got injured, Sam Bradford respected their space by never throwing within ten feet of anyone.

So he's remaining aloof-a?

Something like this always comes up. Just because one this is important doesn't mean everything else is not important. That's why not every single scientist is crammed in one room working on a cure for cancer. You do what you're passionate about. Someone who is passionate about e-cigs might not be passionate about…

Or they are not a 2 year old, and can handle more than one thing at once.

If he really wants to alleviate his shame and make amends, seppuku would be a nice gesture.

My favorite neg ever:

Him: Zelda!
Me (dressed as Link from Legend of Zelda): Link!
Him: Huh?
Me: I'm dressed as Link. Zelda is the princess.
Him: Whatever. I know way more about video games than you.
Me:…

My favorite negging: An ex of mine who was creepy-misogynistic got back in touch with me and asked me out for a drink. I decided I'd go and if he had really changed, we could have a friendly drink and if he hadn't, I'd walk out. I agreed to go and he then sent a follow-up email: "I forgot that you're married now. I…

Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Ace Ventura Pet Detective; he talks outta his ass, Carrey Power!

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The vomit wasn't even the issue here. Gary Bettman just didn't want another clown to be so closely associated with the Stanley Cup.