...I have a sinking feeling that I know what happened here...

Who the hell really likes gmail? Don't even get me started on the gibbering madness that was Inbox.

I mean, come on. They love the Hawks.

Ditto. Bart Simpson said it all the time. I just thought it meant "fuck off" or "go fuck yourself."

Bingo!

If I'm not mistaken, aren't there some versions of visual neglect where a patient is aware of their partial blindness, yet an unconscious part of the brain remains capable of sight?

"Sounds like you got a real chip on your shoulder. Sounds like you might want a chance to prove yourself and maybe win a ring. Sounds like a team-favorable incentive-laden 1-year-deal might be just the ticket."

You forgot weed. Weed and/or anti-anxiety medication.

IT'S WHITE AND GOLD YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!111!!!

On the plus side, a Hamilton suspension would likely be great for his wife's burgeoning reality TV career.

For anyone with a RadioShack nearby...you should go. Today. Well, maybe call first to confirm that it's one of the ones shutting down.

For anyone with a RadioShack nearby...you should go. Today. Well, maybe call first to confirm that it's one of the…

I'm saying that I agree with the idea, in theory, of treating Internet communication as a utility.

...so the slippery slope argument, predicated on the completely unrealistic idea that if the FCC starts regulating (or even commenting) on content, everyone will just sit idly by and let it happen.

In what way does this ruling have any effect on free speech?

Right, but...the Green Goblin's "she was dead before your webbing reached her" makes no sense at all. And like, why would he even assume that?

Oh, I dunno. If he kept his nose clean he'd have fewer issues.

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When I first read this article, I thought it said "Taint of Slut."

Whenever some asshole is blasting music on the bus or subway, I want to saddle up nearby and counter with my own music. I resist the urge because I think I'm the one who'd come away looking like the bigger asshole.

"Her eyes look like they might be open and she's not screaming, 'No, this is not consensual. For any district attorneys who may be listening, please be advised: THIS IS NOT CONSENSUAL.' So it's open to interpretation. I just don't think I can get a conviction based on such flimsy evidence, and I wouldn't want to put…