No worrites. But yeah, Ambien is weird shit. It wouldn't surprise me at all if you turned out to be 100% right, and I suspect we'll know for sure within the next few days if the wife's story does start to change, or if other reports surface about problems with alcohol, women, drugs, etc.

The facts are these.

He managed all of that within 30 minutes of sneaking out of his house?

Beat me by 2 minutes.

Ambien. That'd be my guess, anyway. Wouldn't be the first time someone violently and irrationally and blamed the sleep aid for their behavior.

Lay off Goodell. He's working hard on his binders full of women.

Both, now that you mention it. Though if she makes it through the whole movie without prat falling it could still be worth seeing.

Well his website says it's transformative, so it must be pretty amazing

"We had a frank and productive discussion with Adrian's son, who admitted that he had been a VERY BAD BOY and that his Daddy, who was seated directly next to him while we spoke, did not deserve to be punished. Even so, we have decided to fine Adrian $5,000 for his first offense and, in the interest of fairness, taken…

I know what point he was making.

Fair enough. It's a cultural change that needs to happen. I can see you're getting attacked by commenters and I don't intend to pile on. It's great that you can admit that your first reaction was wrong, and if you have no direct experience or exposure to the effects of domestic violence it likely seemed reasonable to…

You'd have to admit, before you saw the elevator tape you thought a 4-6 game suspension was appropriate.

Mmmmm.....dog pork.....

My dad did that exact same thing while barefoot when I was a baby.

I would just like to point out that somehow this song called "Booty" required ten fucking writers: Cory Rooney, Jennifer Lopez, Benny Medina, Chris Brown, Asia Bryant, Pitbull, Diplo, Lewis D. Gittus, Tedra Renee Wilson, and Danny Omerhodic.

Counterpoint: Fine, you do look cooler in jeans than I do in shorts. But the tide is turning against you as the rest of society realizes, "Man, it's 91 degrees and that guy is wearing pants. He looks good, but how the fuck can he stand wearing those pants? Either he's hiding an absolutely disgusting skin condition or…

If he'd said something like, "this behavior is abhorrent, but what does it say about this country that we put dogs on such a pedestal blah blah blah," I'd have had a different impression. Instead, it was something more akin to, "It's just a dog, who cares? Other people have done worse."

Again, if a person's first instinct after reading that this guy lost his job is to say, "Well, that's not fair!" I really believe there's something seriously fucking wrong with him.

I wasn't referring to the OP as 'similarly psychopathic.' I meant wife beaters, child abusers, etc.