As a resident of the great state of South Carolina—epicenter of the War of Northern Aggression—I must point out that Mr. Montgomery broke the first law of SC automobiling: minorities, especially imposing and colossal ones, have no place talking to police officers, especially dimwitted and…

Teethy blowjob.

1. Being hit by a car

These situations are always weird for me to deal with. On one hand, I come from the Louis CK brand of thinking which says that anything can be a joke, but on the other hand, I was raised by a grandfather who smacked the god into me if I didn't show respect for terms of that magnitude.

Booze helps blunt the shame of German nationalism.

Is throwing it away in shame after the first use the same as cleaning?

If that were to happen then you go after the adult exploiting the teenagers but you can't keep prosecuting teenagers and have them be labelled paedophiles for the rest of their lives because they filmed themselves having sex once when they were stupid teenagers. And yes, sure, make it illegal for teens to film…

No. But it both the 17 and 15 year old agree to make a sex tape, they shouldn't be prosecuted for distributing child pornography. And there have been cases where consenting minors film sex acts and are then charged as adults for distributing child pornography despite the fact that the sex acts themselves weren't…

I'm kind of loving Jordan Klepper as their new clueless privilege guy. Jason Jones revels in the irony of his privilege, but this guy really does well with the "Wait, my experiences aren't everyone's experiences?" thing.

The defendants' lawyer is pissed that the child porn law is being applied in a way he claims is outside of the intention of the law and vows to fight the charges tooth and nail.

This article needs not one but TWO memes!

I was thinking he resembled a young Luis Suarez with those chompers.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

I love how much people discount the film business. Yes the actors at the top are grossly overpaid but the American entertainment machine aka Hollywood is directly responsible for the export of american culture in the last century. If you think there are world markets for american products without the american cultural…

I know of a country with a rampant military budget which rivals that of the entire rest of the planet combined, which we could start pulling funds from...

The fight broke out after a disagreement as to whether "Mexico is the Croatia of North America" or "Croatia is the Mexico of Europe."

Hey! #NotAllJoshes

Can't wait for their upcoming awareness campaign: Let's Tombstone The Redskins

I get this is deadspin and there is supposed to be this cynical superiority especially when it comes to the wrigley field bleachers, but why can't it just be a fun tradition to show disdain towards the team just hit a home run against your favorite team?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!