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durrrr basketball durr flops

Zero snark on this. One of the best players to ever step onto the field, and from all accounts, one of the best people as well. I remember watching the interview on ESPN with Gwynn and Ted Williams discussing the intricacies of their games and being amazed that people could be as talented and scientific about their…

Sums up the entire series.

These bears just can't communicate. They each seem to think snow means yes.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

Just a suggestion, but maybe hire a Portuguese translator for the month. That was painful to read. I'm sure you can pick one up in Newark for pretty cheap...

In defense of common sense though, even Ray Charles could have seen that was a terrible fucking call.

Also in defense of the ref, he didn't want to be murdered after the match.

The next step is just for the MLS to adopt soccer.

Confirm's what everyone already knows...Elon is Tony Stark, and is a complete badass.

Does it come in a tank top?

it's super effective!

GO, CUTLASS! I CHOOSE YOU!

This is clearly ripped off from the Republican Party's "So You've Been Elected to Congress" orientation handbook

Fuck you OP. I partied with Sepp once and he was a really nice guy. Would a racist give money to Africans?

Funny, but not quite as hilarious as that raging-asshole mask he wears while taking part in football, basketball, ultimate frisbee, billiards, pickleball, jogging with strangers, bake-offs, father-son three-legged-races, Solitaire, keep-away with his five-year-old, charity fashion shows, Red Rover against kids with…

A developer generating interest for his upcoming game? What is the world coming to!?