The worst part is that the Cubs were up 69-2 before they took Samardzija out.

Little known fact is that Carlos Marmol was pitching for both teams.

With all due respect, Tom, I think we can all agree that the best inning a pitcher can have is when his first pitch sails into the stands and kills Mike Lupica.

As usual, it's Washington versus Washington.

My dad always said, "If you've lived in a fame bubble for 30+ years and you don't have a sceptre, perhaps you should re-examine your life". I think dad lucked out on that homily, though.

Reverend: Donald thank you for joining us. Take a seat wherever you like.

His generosity of spirit doesn't stop there; he also brought 8 pairs of unshined shoes, 7 lightly-soiled cashmere sweaters, and a pair of linen pants that need mending.

"Been there, done that"

Watch_Dogs told me to hold down a button on my phone and now I have Bill Gates's bank account.

"Why can't we have a Superman?"........I think we do, and I think his name is Superman.

Yeah, I live in a city with a sizable MS campus. What I can remember:

I always thought that bender should play him in a TV movie

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

IS NO ONE ELSE CONCERNED THAT LEBRON CAN CONSUME A MOUTHPIECE WITHOUT EVEN CHEWING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA. YOU DON'T SEE GREG SCHIANO STAYING HOME SO HE CAN CARE FOR HIS WIFE, TERRI. AND SHE'S IN A DAMN COMA! SMH!1!

I bet you Jeter's kids will give him a "World's Greatest Dad" mug every year, despite the overwhelming evidence that he's not even in the top 10 greatest dads.

I think you mean Tater Trot Tracker. Tater Tot Tracker is an app on Prince Fielder's smartphone.

Eh, still better than when Texas elected Bush.

And how many of those commissioners are GOP? Fiscal conservatism goes out the window when ensuring corporate welfare is at stake.