which lasted 20 whole seconds.

i mean, if urine the #1 position, what choice do you really have?

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

After the ejection, Devin Kurant went on Instagram to say that the no-call was bullshit and Kevin is very handsome.

I never thought they’d have to back up the Brink’s truck because he wouldn’t be able to walk to it.

Oof, as someone who’s married to an NYJ, I should have picked up on that.

Wrong. A Canadian Standoff is when two people can’t decide who’s holding the door open for whom.

Based on the indictment, Belle is still racking up doubles.

Well, that headline was certainly a huge disappointment

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

I kept trying to take care of it by myself but it kept getting worse.

He juuuust got bit outside.

His ass

Vikings have a long tradition of marrying themselves to cousins.

I mean, you’re not wrong entirely. Trades are still moves. The article just refers to free agency. Semantics.

Hayden Gillum was also T’d up for filming a basketball game in portrait mode

My dude has two arms, not eleven.

As a scientist, I can tell you I have blinded dozens of squirrels and released them into the wild. None have ever found a nut. There’s your evidence. You’re welcome.
Now if you excuse me, I need to keep the neighbor cat from eating all the dead squirrels on my front lawn.

Great username/comment synergy.

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