Louisville fucks itself in seconds, even though they are not in an Italian restaurant

Apparently getting “Blazed for lunch” doesn’t involve supporting your teammates pizza chain.

Gronk

Aw man, it’s so beautiful, when a man, and a woman, bring a little bundle of joy into the world and then he disavows paternity but also sets up an irrevocable trust on behalf of the baby, who will never want for anything in this mortal world but a simple sign of love from the patrician-but-tacky old man who brings a…

Like everything else about the Patriots, this story is listed as QUESTIONABLE.

Works for institution of higher Learning, capitalizes Random words like a 17th-century Scribe.

they will keep him on the roster next year

If true ... proof of Jesus, the landscaper, doing God’s work here on Earth.

While God rested only on the seventh day, Jesus seems to spend a lot of time napping under a tree.

Sprinkler Heads have been defending his passes for years, nice to see them improve against the run.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

Can it, nerd.

Oh man COTY. So brutal, so true.......

I thought the entire organization received smaller championship rings. I could’ve sworn that I’ve heard of the front office of a team receiving rings.

“I really hate Chinese people. I hate them so much that I’m going to risk alienating the NBA’s fastest growing fan base, my current pocasting side-gig, and any future hopes at a future in media so that I can sneak this insult into a Chinese New Year greetings video that 400 people are probably going to actually watch.…

It’s ok he was just gonna use an old selfie at a random Pacers game for the Twitter post anyways.

This is very good Kinja

1. Is she trying to seduce America?