He does look more like a basketball... guy.

Typical libtards getting triggered just because children are dying in easily preventable ways

Wait, so Canada built a guy from scratch like Frankenstein, with the express intent for him to be a snowboarder, and he could only win bronze? Nice try hosers!!!

This isn’t even relevant. That is a different country who is our enemy at the moment. This sounds like it was written in North Korea by the dictator himself. There is no connection whatsoever. If you’re going to criticize the White House, go ahead because you won’t lack material, but please don’t write junk like this…

He would have been better off dropping his pants, and taking a big shit right in front of those reporters.

U of A co-ed. Bear (goin’) down.

Moreover, as a nonessential employee, Blake Bortles will also not be available for tomorrow’s game.

This wasn’t quite what I expected with Anderson on my fantasy team.

I love this for the many times the officer would have to relate that story to friends and co-workers.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

I just got one thing to say to you, Wade.

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This is Cleveland we’re talking about; they just needed a lighter and they would have had all the hot water they wanted.

Yup, those are the voices in my head.

I thought running in and out of the bathroom every seven minutes was just known as “The Arby’s”.

Has Deadspin ever ranked the quality of refereeing in the major pro team sports (football, basketball, baseball, soccer, hockey)? Because you should!

Perfect.

So much dishonor for so many families. The streets will run red tonight.

I was gonna say this is an underrated comment, but then I looked at the number of stars you got. Oh sure, I added mine, but it appears to be an accurately rated comment.

What the actual fuck is with kids on sports teams sexually assaulting other kids on their team? Like, Jesus fucking Christ. How does anyone still get it in their head that it’s a good idea? Where’s this shit still coming from?