It’s a Burfict ending.

Don’t judge until you walk a mile in Rex’s wife’s shoes.

Putting juice in the ball might be the best way to get the kids interested.

John Dorsey may beat him to the punch.

Have Tom Ricketts and Ted Cruz ever been seen in the same room together?

Adnan is finally free!

Nothing to talk about? Tom, you’re forgetting that the Rams are led by Sean Freakin’ McVay, who is a young coaching genius and not old!!!

Gabe, I think your transcript quoted above is off. In the following paragraph, the first period should be after “all white.” The next sentence starts with “”And two coaches of color...”

Reminds me of this, similarly insane, sports-related odds:

Sinclair strikes again!

I honestly did not know that my monitor could render that hue of red.  Can’t wait to see what next week has in store (for my monitor)!

According to Ian R., the Browns also fired Todd H.

Not one time, because it was two times?

15 years from now when the rebuild is complete, the Raiders will be better off without him.

Releasing him was the right thing to do given that trades caused this mess in the first place. 

“Whatever Smith thinks this is accomplishing, it isn’t.”

This is the worst trade fuck-up by the Browns since Sashi “forgot” to fax in the paperwork on AJ McCarron.

Perhaps the Bills forgot that this is the Browns’ hard knocks season.

These tunnel stories are boring.

This looks baaaaaaaaad.