Draymond is an idiot.  We had a parade here in Cleveland at the end of the Brown’s season.

Someone’s not telling the truth.  Another Urban legend?

Doolittle’s tweets make him look cool to his friends now, but they’ll make him look foolish in 10 years when the pendulum swings back the other way and society rejects his inclusive and thoughtful views.

Jerry’s Kids have always had trouble with taking a knee.

A better, less-embarrassing option would’ve been, “Let’s try to win a game this year.” I’m serious. And I live in Cleveland.

What did you learn from the experience?

I’m 40 and have yet to grab an Uber driver’s crotch (or stolen crab legs or been accused of assault). I wonder when I’m going to learn those lessons.

Impressive, but how many Polish daredevils did it take to do it?

Mexicans typically are more discrete when they cross the line.

“Colonol Sanders was a breast, leg and thigh guy, but nobody said a thing.”

Papa John approves of your stereotypes.

BOOM! You really got me!

This Big 10 rivalry is getting out of hand.

In fairness to BS.com, it’s very hard to develop a loyal and robust readership when most of your target demographic barely can read.

I miss Tim already.

Finally, a soccer-related story that isn’t a flop.

Holy shit, Louie Gohmert is Roger Furlong!

And yet 15 years later, that kid is still going strong.  College kids and their stamina...

You’re of course right. I was just too excited to have an excuse to stop working for a minute and look it up. I regret nothing!

Glaring omission: